I have been using Twitter for a few months now.  How has it been? 

Amazing, Fantastic.  Good days & days that I want to scream.  Overall it has been a positive experience and I have met some great people from it. 

I feel I have made some good progress from chatting on Twitter.  Learnt something’s I did not know etc.

I also think I need to go to a new level.  It is with this in mind I decided I need a dog I do not have.

The dog I do not have.

Yesterday was a very stressful day for me.  I woke up & came down stairs & could not see the Dog I do not have.  I usually go out on a Sat night for pints and always look forward to seeing the Dog I do not have when I wake up on Sunday.  

This Saturday I did not go out so was well up to bring the Dog I do not have for a Sunday morning walk.  I looked everywhere in the house.  I even walked the length & breath of Kinsale but to no avail.  Where was the Dog I do not have?

Sunday lunch with the Dog I do not have was not then same.  I limbered on throughout the day depressed and wondering if I would ever see the Dog I do not have again.  Later Sunday night distraught I decide to go for pints.  I was not in the best of form I will be honest.  

I staggered home later last night & you can only imagine my delight when as I opened the door who was there with a big smile & wagging his tail.  Yes you guessed it.  The Dog I do not have.  We must have spent hours playing last night.

Later when I fell asleep the Dog I do not have must have come into my bed.  He does this some nights.  He must have done last night and lay on me as I did not have a great night sleep as I don’t feel great this morning.  

Anyway he is no where to be seen again this morning.  Hopefully he will be back soon.  How is he getting in and out I wonder?

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